“Brian Williams was talking about cruise missiles tonight like they were being launched by his own dick and IMO it was revolting as shit.”
“We see these beautiful pictures at night from the decks of these two US Navy vessels in the Eastern Mediterranean,” he said.
He then said he was tempted to quote “the great Leonard Cohen,” saying, “I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons.”
“And they are beautiful pictures of fearsome armaments, making what is for them a brief flight, over this airfield…what did they hit?”
Source: buzzfeed world